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Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Prosthetic penis shuts down interstate

Excuse me while I whip this out:
The suspicious object that jammed traffic Monday on Interstate 75 and Daniels Parkway was not an explosive pipe bomb, according to the Lee County Sheriff's Office -- it was a prosthetic penis. There's no word yet on whether the device — found on the side of Daniels under the northbound I-75 overpass — was designed to serve medical or recreational needs.
The Whizzinator strikes back?
Deputies arrived and alerted the bomb squad, which used a robot to disable the cylinder.
Hey, I just thought of a great treatment for sex offenders: cylinder-disabling robots. [Hat-tip: Drudge and LST tipster Jaime]


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