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Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Sheila demands civilians stay out of 'dessert'

Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D-Houston) has an established history of saying very stupid things, and she's at it again. Her office issued a press release detailing the Congressidiot's objections to the Border Protection Corps Act. The release, which looks like it was originally written in crayon, warns about the dire situations that could arise if civilians guard the border:

Our dessert could become a battlefield with many innocent casualties.
Oh, the humanity! I can just imagine the hellish nightmare that could result: a creme brulee littered with tattered corpses. A chocolate cake, pockmarked with smoldering craters. Our nation's jelly rolls will run red with blood. And raspberry filling.

1 Comments:

At 8/09/2005 12:44 PM, Blogger Laurence said...

Wow. Shelia Jackass-Lee's staff is about as stupid as she is.

I think they need to hire Mayor White's media-moron Trahan to complete the circle.

 

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