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Tuesday, October 25, 2005

New 007 outs self as anti-gun weenie

Do behave, 007:

Daniel Craig will have a problem playing the new James Bond - because he hates guns. The actor will wield 007's famous Walther PPK in the movie Casino Royale. But he revealed in OK! magazine: "I hate handguns. Handguns are used to shoot people and as long as they are around, people will shoot each other.
Unfortunately, that wasn't the only stupid thing to appear in this story. You see, the reporter is also a complete moron:
Nor does the 37-year-old share Bond's love of Martinis shaken and stirred.
Congratulations, Evening Standard. You just screwed up one of the most famous lines in cinematic history:
Shaken, not stirred.
NOT stirred! NOT STIRRED!! By the way, Bond-style martinis are good for you. Take two and call me in the morning.


At 10/31/2005 9:05 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

He hates guns? Holy shit! Just wait until the NRA hears about this? He will at the very top of their most wanted commie pinko list. He better buy a bullet proof vest too. That's as bad as saying you don't love Jesus at a Republican rally! Blasphemy!


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