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Monday, June 13, 2005

Drudge breaks out reserve police light

Any regular reader of the Drudge Report is familiar with the infamous police lights Matt Drudge uses to indicate HOLY CRAP A HUGE STORY IS BREAKING RIGHT NOW MUST CREDIT DRUDGE REPORT YEEEEAAAARGH. This humble reader just assumed there was only one police light, hidden away in the Drudge Report Bunker. Imagine my surprise when I discovered that Drudge's engineering corps has secretly constructed a second police light, to be used only in the case of HUGE EARTHSHATTERING NEWS:

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Get some decaf, Drudge. For what it's worth, this Lone Star Times legal analyst is predicting a split verdict: guilty on some lesser charges, but not guilty on the molestation. We'll know in about 10 minutes.

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