City government made me smile!

Every now and then, the City of Houston government does something that makes me grin from ear to ear. Such an event happened last night. I was cruising down the Katy Freeway feeder, when a dangerous predatory scumbag vulture Safe Clear wrecker driver came hurtling down the off-ramp, swerving across multiple lanes of busy traffic, causing several drivers to slam on their brakes, lean on their horns, and emit a cascade of swearing that would make a sailor blush. So, being the dutiful citizen that I am, I whipped out the cellphone and called the 311 Houston Help Line so that I could report the driver of the truck bearing City of Houston license #172. Hopefully they'd send a cop down for a summary execution. After a few transfers, I was finally put in touch with the Auto Dealers Detail of HPD. I told the very helpful, very polite officer what happened, and she told me the following:

You know, that's the second complaint we've gotten from that location today. Oh, I'm mad too. I'm gonna call the dealer right now and chew their butts!

Sweet.