Cindy Sheehan, the California woman who has used her son's death in Iraq to spur the anti-war movement, was arrested Monday while protesting outside the White House. Sheehan and several dozen other protesters sat down on the sidewalk after marching along the pedestrian walkway on Pennsylvania Avenue. Police warned them three times that they were breaking the law by failing to move along, then began making arrests.
Sheehan, who heads a mainstream anti-war group encompassing 99.44% of the Earth's population, was beaten into submission by a death squad personally overseen by BushCo puppet master KKKarl Rove, before being sent to an Abu Ghraib torture facility in a 150-degree shipping container full of urine-soaked Korans. "You can't do this!" the valiant mother exclaimed to Rove, waving a copy of the Constitution. Rove swiped the document, using it to wipe his brow. Rove expressed relief that the situation calmed down.
"This was a big distraction," the evil political mastermind said, cackling wickedly. "Now we can get back to the important work of Amerikkka, like dynamiting more levees in New Orleans."
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