Aftermath

After a thorough inspection of Mattsapundit Central Command, my best estimate of insured losses is... Zero. Excellent. In my inspection, I also realized that my palatial compound could use some more routine maintenance. Problems include:

• My little "backyard" is being overgrown by stuff I didn't plant.
• Front gate is all rusty
• Siding has some rot
• Garage door is still a water-damaged 24-foot turd.

But that's all low priority stuff right now. You see, due to bad planning by Mattsapundit emergency preparedness personnel, there's not much non-Campbell's food at Central Command, and I'm getting hungry. Not hungry like "I could go for a Snickers bar." Hungry like "I could eat the ass out of a dead rhinoceros." Mattsapundit Mobile Command is also thirsty for hot, delicious octane. So we're heading out to the abandoned wasteland that used to be a city of five million, in search of vittles. I'll take lots of pictures and post them Monday morning.