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Wednesday, September 28, 2005

DeLay indicted, likely to face firing squad

In a clear sign that the nation's evil KKKonservative "majority" will inevitably collapse within 24 hours, House Majority Leader and spawn of the devil Tom DeLay was indicted today.

The charges range from conspiracy to cannibalism, and progressive legal activists expect DeLay to be executed by week's end, allowing the Democratic Party to reinstitute its wildly successful social programs and foreign policy efforts.

Travis County District Attorney Ronnie Earle, a completely neutral and unbiased champion of justice, called the totally non-politically motivated indictment "a huge victory for MoveOn. I mean, for law and order."


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