Lil' Kim: Now with 50% more idiocy!

Classy. More brilliance from the world of hip-hop:

Lil' Kim told jurors yesterday that being in the middle of a wild shootout four years ago was as difficult for her as the Sept. 11 terror attack. "That was a very heartfelt day, just like the day Biggie [Smalls] died, just like 9/11," said the rapper known for her saucy lyrics.

Now, an open letter:

Dear Lil' Kim, Go away. Sincerely, Everyone.