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Friday, April 22, 2005

Happy Earth Day from LoneStarTimes.com

In honor of Earth Day, I'd like to introduce some of the measures we've put in place to ensure the protection of our fragile blue marble. Specifically, let's look at how LoneStarTimes.com stacks up against the Houston Chronicle in the environmental arena:
Environmental Issue:

LST

Chron
Printed on murdered trees Yes

Occupies a massive soulless building that could be used for an urban garden

Yes
Smells bad when wet Yes
Packaged in dolphin-smothering plastic bags Yes
Ingredients contain dangerous levels of benzene Yes
Ingredients contain dangerous levels of BenzionYes
Headquarters building contains asbestos Yes
Delivered by loud, fume-belching pickup trucks Yes
Highly flammable Yes
Used as disposable bedding by its exploited homeless marketing staff Yes
LoneStarTimes.com: Protecting the planet, so you don't have to.

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