Happy Earth Day from LoneStarTimes.com

In honor of Earth Day, I'd like to introduce some of the measures we've put in place to ensure the protection of our fragile blue marble. Specifically, let's look at how LoneStarTimes.com stacks up against the Houston Chronicle in the environmental arena:

Environmental Issue:	LST	Chron
Printed on murdered trees		Yes
Occupies a massive soulless building that could be used for an urban garden		Yes
Smells bad when wet		Yes
Packaged in dolphin-smothering plastic bags		Yes
Ingredients contain dangerous levels of benzene		Yes
Ingredients contain dangerous levels of Benzion	Yes
Headquarters building contains asbestos		Yes
Delivered by loud, fume-belching pickup trucks		Yes
Highly flammable		Yes
Used as disposable bedding by its exploited homeless marketing staff		Yes

LoneStarTimes.com: Protecting the planet, so you don't have to. ™