President Bush captures Osama Bin Laden

I knew we'd get him sooner or later, but who know George W. Bush would personally catch the world's most wanted man?

President Bush takes the archterrorist into U.S. custody.

The White House is demanding that the Mujahedeen Brigades release all G.I. Joes currently held in Iraq. The president reportedly threatened to melt the terrorist leader with a magnifying glass if Al Qaeda fails to comply. [Hat-tip: InstaPundit]