Celebs to testify in Michael Jackson trial

Michael Jackson's lawyers must be losing their minds:

Judging from the list of potential defense witnesses, Michael Jackson's child molestation trial could be a star-studded affair. Among those who could be called to the stand are Jackson's own children and a variety of celebrities, among them Kobe Bryant and Elizabeth Taylor, his lawyer told jury prospects Monday.

Brilliant strategy. In a case dealing with proper sexual mores, let's hear from an accused rapist and a woman who's had eight husbands!