Thursday, January 06, 2005

Top abortionist distributes faulty condoms

The nation's number one leading provider of abortions is distributing faulty condoms to its customers:

Consumer Reports has a comparison of various contraceptive methods, including condoms. Guess which brand of condoms fared the worst? That's right. Planned Parenthood's. The melon-colored condom that Planned Parenthood offers for free in baskets in its clinics' waiting rooms received Consumer Reports' lowest rating, failing tests that measured strength and reliability.

Gosh, why would Planned Parenthood do such a thing? Oh, yeah, the millions of dollars from abortions. Right. Update: Planned Parenthood has launched a blitz on its website to counter this news. Update 2: In case any of you were wondering how condoms are tested, here you go. They're filled with air to the point of bursting, like this:

God bless Google.

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