Monday, January 31, 2005

Mattsapundit finds secret NK instant messages

The Mattsapundit Cryptology Deparment, hidden in a bunker deep beneath the Astrodome, has been working day and night for months. Million-dollar supercomputers and Caltech math whizzes have been cracking algorithms, and we've finally done it. We've deciphered Kim Jong Il's instant message conversations, including banter with President George W. Bush, Vice President Dick Cheney, Sen. John Kerry (D-Mass.), Saddam Hussein, and more! Here's a peek, back when Kim thought Sen. Kerry won the presidency:

License2KimJongill: Congratulations!
License2KimJongill: I knew you would win!
License2KimJongill: 535 electoral votes, wow
JFKpart2: Yes, it was quite a victory
License2KimJongill: So how many electoral votes did Bush get?
JFKpart2: About...three
License2KimJongill: Wow
License2KimJongill: That's only three more than I got, and I didn't even run
License2KimJongill: That means I, Kim Jong Il, almost tied President Bush in the American election! My subjects will be most pleased.

[Hat-tip: Mary]

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