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Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Planes, Trains and Plantains

This is without a doubt the most amusing English essay I have ever encountered.

8 Comments:

At 2/02/2006 1:12 AM, Blogger Justin said...

reminds me of my super-nice english professor from when I went to Lamar. Only difference is that she used a green pen, she just didn't like grading with red for some reason.

 
At 2/03/2006 3:58 PM, Blogger Jim B. said...

Holy cow. That's a riot. Who wrote this paper, Gregg?

 
At 2/03/2006 9:21 PM, Blogger Phoenix Ravenflame said...

I sent this to a friend as an example of what he should NOT do in school this year... or something to leave on his teachers' desks so anything he does looks good in comparison.

I had a teacher who used green ink all over my papers. She was also an unfeeling old bag. I suspect she was Vulcan and actually bled on my papers.

 
At 2/06/2006 11:31 AM, Anonymous The Dude said...

The funniest thing is the grade:

D-

It wasn't quite bad enough to warrant an F.

 
At 2/06/2006 10:42 PM, Blogger Jim B. said...

Actually, Dude, it was entertaining (in a slightly twisted way) enough to warrant a barely passing grade, no?

 
At 2/08/2006 8:30 PM, Anonymous The Dude said...

OK, I'll have to admit, it did have some entertainment value as well as some, ummm, creative thought. At least it was written in English... I think.

 
At 2/12/2006 8:07 PM, Blogger nobody said...

How did the guy still manage to score a grade of 61?
I would have failed his ass, while chuckling at the essay, of course.

 
At 3/02/2007 1:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That has got to be the funniest thing that i have ever read. How could the teacher still read that after the first page? I was on my ass.

 

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