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Tuesday, December 06, 2005

I didn't know that!

Fun facts about Chuck Norris:
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
To prove it isn’t that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
Chuck Norris once tried to sue Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr., insisting that that actually is “his” way.
And a whole lot more.

1 Comments:

At 12/07/2005 2:13 PM, Blogger Kevin said...

That's some funny stuff!

Have you heard the Chuck Norris ad for Dan Patrick's campaign?

That's kind of funny too. :)

 

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