Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Haikus for Centerpoint Energy

It happened again The electrons stopped flowing Vengeance will be mine

Turn the juice back on You dumbass jerkoff shitheads It's cold and it's dark

Centerpoint tells me "It's probably just a fuse" You call that service?

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

this seems to be happening kinda regularly to you. What's the deal?

Mary said...

May burn you for warmth
Laughing as you heat my home
You and your mom both

Anonymous said...

I'm going solar. Totally. In fact we live in the perfect place to do just that! :^D

Anonymous said...

Matt's power was out.
Somehow he still managed to blog.
How did he do that?

Matt Bramanti said...

Blogged via cell phone.
Line two had eight syllables.
But I forgive you.

Anonymous said...

I guess you are right.
I'm no Chinaman, you see.
This might be better.

Matt Bramanti said...

Nice, anonymous!
See, anyone can haiku.
It just takes practice.