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Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Haikus for Centerpoint Energy

It happened again The electrons stopped flowing Vengeance will be mine

Turn the juice back on You dumbass jerkoff shitheads It's cold and it's dark

Centerpoint tells me "It's probably just a fuse" You call that service?


At 11/30/2005 9:18 AM, Anonymous Anne said...

this seems to be happening kinda regularly to you. What's the deal?

At 11/30/2005 12:19 PM, Blogger Mary said...

May burn you for warmth
Laughing as you heat my home
You and your mom both

At 12/03/2005 1:23 AM, Anonymous said...

I'm going solar. Totally. In fact we live in the perfect place to do just that! :^D

At 12/14/2005 1:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Matt's power was out.
Somehow he still managed to blog.
How did he do that?

At 12/14/2005 3:41 PM, Blogger Matt said...

Blogged via cell phone.
Line two had eight syllables.
But I forgive you.

At 12/16/2005 3:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess you are right.
I'm no Chinaman, you see.
This might be better.

At 12/16/2005 3:38 PM, Blogger Matt said...

Nice, anonymous!
See, anyone can haiku.
It just takes practice.


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