Saturday, February 04, 2006

By order of the prophet, we ban that boogie sound

Ladies and gentlemen, the image of Mohammed: These drawings have set off flag-burning riots, attacks on diplomatic posts, and gunfire around the world. So, it's time for an open letter to the Muslim world:
Dear Muslim World, We thought you'd appreciate the cartoons, since your society's literacy rate lags ours by about 35 percentage points. Should we use smoke signals to communicate? In conclusion, knock it off. Love, Civilization

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

When John Lennon , then of the Beatles, said that the Beatles were
more popular that Jesus, it set off
a fire storm ,record burning, amoung certain religous groups in the
US. Seems certain segments of our society can go off on a burning spree
as well as anybody else.
Hey, I'm surprised no mob tried to
burn down Pittsburg after the Steelers
won the SuperBowl. Tip some police
cruisers over, then make sure they burn nicely.
These Muslims doing the riot thing,
are justa bunch of punks with nothing better to do.