Alternate Pic of the Day: 3/25

I realize that not all of our readers are Christians, so today I'm offering an Alternate Pic of the Day, something we can all unite behind: the stupidity of building a four-door Charger: Eric "I'm an idiot" Ridenour, Executive Vice President for Terrible Product Development at Dodge, shows off the Charger, now enhanced with TwoStupidExtraDoors™ technology. By the way, in case you were wondering what the Charger looked like before it started to suck, take a look at the most famous Charger in the world. And listen to the horn.