Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Haikus for Centerpoint Energy

It happened again The electrons stopped flowing Vengeance will be mine

Turn the juice back on You dumbass jerkoff shitheads It's cold and it's dark

Centerpoint tells me "It's probably just a fuse" You call that service?

7 comments:

  1. this seems to be happening kinda regularly to you. What's the deal?

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  2. May burn you for warmth
    Laughing as you heat my home
    You and your mom both

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  3. I'm going solar. Totally. In fact we live in the perfect place to do just that! :^D

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  4. Matt's power was out.
    Somehow he still managed to blog.
    How did he do that?

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  5. Blogged via cell phone.
    Line two had eight syllables.
    But I forgive you.

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  6. I guess you are right.
    I'm no Chinaman, you see.
    This might be better.

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  7. Nice, anonymous!
    See, anyone can haiku.
    It just takes practice.

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