tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-99153912024-03-14T00:53:19.298-05:00MattsapunditAut viam inveniam aut faciam.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger719125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9915391.post-1139855115858891322006-02-13T12:12:00.000-06:002006-02-13T12:25:20.220-06:00Hasta la vista, BloggerMattsapundit now has a new home: <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.mattsapundit.com">mattsapundit.com</a>.
The new blog has all sorts of changes. Obviously, my own domain, hosted by the good people at <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.bluehost.com/">BlueHost</a>. The new blog is also running WordPress, which means I can have niceties like trackback, categories, Technorati tags, multiple themes and all sorts of other goodies. Check it out.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9915391.post-1139640612912308182006-02-11T00:50:00.000-06:002006-02-11T00:50:13.016-06:00<div class="audblog"><a href="http://www.audioblogger.com/media/64946/309717.mp3" class="audLink"><img src="http://www.audioblogger.com/media/images/audioblogger.gif" class="audImg"border="0" alt="this is an audio post - click to play" /></a></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9915391.post-1139323145668686202006-02-07T08:37:00.000-06:002006-02-07T08:39:05.730-06:00DreamsI had a dream last night that I was run over by a car driven by Sen. Ted Kennedy (D-Mass.) Any insights on what the hell that means would be appreciated.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9915391.post-1139035481881296852006-02-04T00:35:00.000-06:002006-02-04T00:44:41.943-06:00By order of the prophet, we ban that boogie soundLadies and gentlemen, the <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.humaneventsonline.com/sarticle.php?id=12146">image of Mohammed</a>:
<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2386/743/1600/mohammedgallery.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2386/743/320/mohammedgallery.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>These drawings have set off flag-burning riots, attacks on diplomatic posts, and gunfire <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://michellemalkin.com/archives/004441.htm">around the world</a>.
So, it's time for an open letter to the Muslim world:<blockquote>Dear Muslim World,
We thought you'd appreciate the cartoons, since your society's literacy rate <a href="http://www.irfi.org/articles/articles_251_300/status_of_muslim_societies_aroun.htm"><span style="font-weight: bold;">lags ours</span></a> by about 35 percentage points. Should we use <a href="http://www.english.upenn.edu/%7Etraister/hbomb.gif"><span style="font-weight: bold;">smoke signals</span></a> to communicate?
In conclusion, knock it off.
Love,
Civilization</blockquote>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9915391.post-1139032992247013112006-02-03T23:36:00.000-06:002006-02-04T00:03:12.280-06:00Courtesy of the Religion of PeaceFree speech, Islamofascist-style:
<center><a _ylt="AtLbArgi7pYhRNZLtQFTjoQFO7gF;_ylu=X3oDMTA3bXNtMmJ2BHNlYwNzc3M-""><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2386/743/320/massacre.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><i>The 80s called, and they want their jacket back.</i></center>
So what was the "slander?" Daring to suggest that Islam is angry and violent. Gee, <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/default.htm#Attacks">where</a> would we get that idea?
By the way, that photo wasn't taken on some rock-strewn street in Jalalabad. It was in London.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9915391.post-1138732397438272452006-01-31T12:32:00.000-06:002006-01-31T12:33:17.470-06:00Planes, Trains and Plantains<a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.eng.usf.edu/%7Edionson/ezzay/">This</a> is without a doubt the most amusing English essay I have ever encountered.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9915391.post-1138696477456174502006-01-31T01:29:00.000-06:002006-01-31T09:47:20.446-06:00Gmail and the paradox of organizationI've used Gmail since 7/9/05, when I bought an invite on eBay for a couple bucks. I'm just now downloading it all via Thunderbird, and the volume of information is absolutely staggering. In the 571 days I've had the free account, I've sent and received 17,037 emails, plus spam. As I was downloading it to Thunderbird, it occurred to me that Google products turn our traditional sense of organization on its head, and I'm not sure that's entirely a good thing.
On one hand, you've got traditional organization of information. Think of a public library, with floors and floors of stacks and stacks. All the books are carefully organized by topic, author, you name it. The same mindset used to work for organizing email. You put stuff in folders of various types. Some of them group messages by sender, some by subject, etc.
That's all out the window. Now you've got the benefits of organization -- rapid recall of information by referring to meaningful associations -- without the work. My inbox used to be an array of meticulously arranged folders, which required conscious effort to maintain. Now, it's as though I tore every page out of every book and tossed them all in a swimming pool. But when I'm looking for something, I can dive in and grab the right page, every time.
In making traditional organization quaint -- if not completely obsolete -- I wonder how we're fundamentally altering our thinking about organization. Does the benefit of organization come from having access to a set of well-sorted items? Or does it come from the act of sorting the items, making hundreds of subconscious connections as you go along?
I relate this to note-taking in college lectures. I always took pretty good notes, but I rarely went back and studied from them. I used the act of taking notes -- the act of organizing -- to straighten out my thoughts.
I would bet that if you rigged someone up with a machine to monitor brain activity, you'd see different areas light up when they're searching on Google than you would when they're looking for something in a library, and I bet the Google-stimulated areas would be related to social dealings and relationships.
Now if I can just get a grant...Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9915391.post-1138683432125477292006-01-30T22:37:00.000-06:002006-01-30T22:59:06.933-06:00'So please give me some tea...'Lately I've been eating sushi a lot. I don't know what it is, but I can't get enough sushi.
<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2386/743/1600/sushivideo.1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2386/743/320/sushivideo.1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>That's why I was so excited to find <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-892542405730558424&q=japanese+tradition">this video</a>.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9915391.post-1138264122138610452006-01-26T02:01:00.000-06:002006-01-26T02:28:42.180-06:00Pancakes and bizarre sexual deviancyLate tonight I had a hankerin' for some tasty vittles, so I scooted on down to the local IHOP for a jalapeno omelet. The place was pretty empty: just me, a trucker, the waitress and the cook.
Then the transsexual hooker walked in, with a guy who I really hope knew what he was doing.
This wasn't one of those transsexuals where you look and say, "That <span style="font-style: italic;">might </span>not be a woman." This was plain as day.
You see, I was blessed with an eye for subtle details that escape the notice of ordinary people. For example:
<ul><li>She was about 6-foot-2.</li><li>She was built like a brick shitter.</li><li>She had a five o' clock shadow.</li><li>And an Adam's apple.
</li></ul>But I've got to hand it to Peggy Sue; what she lacked in skill she made up in determination. She had on a ridiculous miniskirt, high heels and a big red wig. She walked with an exaggerated feminine gait and spoke with an exaggerated feminine voice.
The kicker was the exaggerated feminine pickiness. She and her, um, dining companion tried three different tables before settling on one. I guess they wanted the perfect view of a nearly vacant parking lot. Peggy Sue ordered a normal breakfast -- bacon, eggs and toast -- but with weird stipulations. Every item on a separate plate. One scrambled egg, one fried. One piece of wheat toast, one piece of white toast. In the 20 minutes I was there, Peggy got up to use the ladies room twice.
She didn't shave either time.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9915391.post-1138138352082408702006-01-24T15:26:00.000-06:002006-01-24T16:33:39.336-06:00Weight loss update: Normal at lastI weighed in today at 204 pounds, putting my <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.cdc.gov/nccdphp/dnpa/bmi/calc-bmi.htm">Body Mass Index</a> at 24.8, below the official threshold for "overweight." Now I'm normal. Kinda.
Accordingly, the "Matt's Fat Ass Update" box in the sidebar has been amended.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9915391.post-1138137035002314042006-01-24T15:05:00.000-06:002006-01-24T15:17:12.603-06:00That's my cell phone number; hit me up on the lowI'm in the market for a new cell phone. I've been using an old phone since those <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://mattsapundit.blogspot.com/2005/12/id-call-mayor-but-bastards-took-my.html">wretched scumbags</a> stole my new one, and I'm tired of it crapping out.
Any suggestions? Requirements are as follows, in descending order of importance:
<ul><li>Compatibility with the Verizon CDMA netword
</li><li>Bright screen</li><li>Good battery life</li></ul>In addition, the following features would be nice, but aren't deal-breakers:
<ul><li>Speakerphone</li><li>Camera</li><li>Color front screen
</li></ul>By the way, the title of this post was inspired by the lyrical stylings of <a href="http://www.whomikejones.com/"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Mike Jones</span></a>. (Who?)Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9915391.post-1138129030775249692006-01-24T12:28:00.000-06:002006-01-24T12:57:10.833-06:00Memorial Eye Center and the five-hour burritoLet me preface this with what I expect as a customer: I want a business to appreciate the value of my time and money. I want businesses to realize that they are competing with other businesses for that time and money.
<a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://houston.citysearch.com/profile/9932736/">
Memorial Eye Center</a> fails big time. I went in to order a pair of glasses. I picked out a pair, and told the woman that I'd like to buy them, filled with my prescription, which the store has on file. She spent a couple minutes filling out a form, then said "Oh, these will take a little longer." Apparently that frame requires the use of a machine that the store didn't have. Okay, fine. "How long?"
"About two weeks."
TWO WEEKS?! Are you freaking kidding me? Keep in mind that I can think of at least a half-dozen places where I could get glasses in AN HOUR. Let's say Memorial Eye Center is open 50 hours a week. That means that this East Berlin of an eyeglass store takes 100 times longer than its competitors to make the exact same product.
Here's an analogy. Let's say you like Taco Bell. You drive through Taco Bell once a week and buy a burrito. Average time for the transaction is, say, three minutes. Would you go to a competing taco joint and wait FIVE HOURS (3 min x 100) for the exact same burrito?
Yeah, me neither. Memorial Eye Center, you suck.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9915391.post-1138002344232995482006-01-23T01:01:00.000-06:002006-01-23T01:45:44.276-06:00Just let your Soul Glo...I was in the grocery store the other day, and I noticed a section of toiletry-type products marked "Ethnic HBC." I assume HBC means "hair and beauty care," or something like that. The products were all targeted at the beauty concerns of black folks, and they bore photographs of attractive black people.
Black guys tend to get <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.headshaver.org/articles/article_razor_bumps.html">razor bumps</a> from shaving, so companies offer special lotions and shaving creams to combat that problem. Black folks tend to have coarse, kinky hair, which requires <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.treasuredlocks.com/blhacafa.html">different care</a> than the straight or curly hair generally found on people of other races.
That's all fine with me. We're all different, and we have different needs in beauty products. Look at soap: some people have oily skin, some have very dry skin, some are allergic to fragrances, some break out very easily. These are biological differences, and different products are available to address them.
My problem is with the use of the word "ethnic." Words mean things, and the grocery chain is stripping this word of its proper meaning. Everyone is ethnic. Here's how Merriam-Webster defines the word:<blockquote>of or relating to large groups of people classed according to common racial, national, tribal, religious, linguistic, or cultural origin or background</blockquote>And that's the second definition, which I think is more commonly used. The first definition is actually pretty insulting:<blockquote>HEATHEN</blockquote>So, instead of using "Black Hair Care" or "African-American Beauty Products," the company opted instead to say something that could be interpreted as "Heathen Beauty Products" or "Uncivilized Hair Care." Yikes.
Of course, the company wasn't trying to say that. It just refused to say "Black" or "African-American," probably to avoid appearing divisive or segregationist. Instead, it's stuck saying something which is meaningless at best, and horribly racist at worst.
And yet, the company is inconsistent in its practice. The same store has a section, stocked with foods from Mexico. It's got <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.goya.com/english/">Goya</a> products, hot peppers, and even candles with Catholic saints on them. This section is labeled "Hispanic."
I find it interesting that one ethnic minority can be marketed to explicitly and openly, while another ethnic minority is marketed to only by use of a code word.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9915391.post-1137627598131710652006-01-18T17:35:00.000-06:002006-01-18T17:39:58.166-06:00Site lets you search for music by tapping rhythmsArthur C. Clarke once wrote: <blockquote>Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.</blockquote><a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.songtapper.com">Songtapper</a> isn't <span style="font-style: italic;">quite</span> there, but it's close. The site allows users to search for music by tapping the keyboard to the rhythm of the lyrics. I don't know how accurate it is overall, but it got "<a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.lyricsondemand.com/onehitwonders/rockyoulikeahurricanelyrics.html">Rock You Like a Hurricane</a>" right on the first try.
[Hat-tip: <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.lifehacker.com/software/music/find-the-name-of-a-song-by-tapping-149288.php">Lifehacker</a>]Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9915391.post-1137540938332227382006-01-17T17:03:00.000-06:002006-01-18T02:40:01.116-06:00Russell Alan Sartain, 1951-2006<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2386/743/1600/sartain.gif"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2386/743/320/sartain.gif" alt="" border="0" /></a><a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.legacy.com/houstonchronicle/LegacySubPage2.asp?Page=LifeStory&PersonId=16375785">Russ Sartain</a> died January 13, the victim of a hit-and-run accident in Galveston. He was buried today in the most heavily attended funeral I have ever witnessed.
He coached me in Little League for several years. I wouldn't say I knew him well, but the man who called me "Mattholomew" made a big, positive impact on my life. I was never a good baseball player; accordingly, I was usually relegated to right field. Regardless, when draft time came around every year, Coach Sartain skipped better players in order to keep me on the Zebras with my friends.
Coach Sartain was a master at balancing the seemingly contradictory tasks of a Little League coach: he instilled a desire to win, a dedication to fair play, development of his players, and fun. He was a fine example of the <a href="http://www.littleleague.org/about/pledge.asp"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Little League Pledge</span></a>:
<blockquote>I trust in God
I love my country
And will respect its laws
I will play fair
And strive to win
But win or lose
I will always do my best</blockquote>I don't remember many specific games, or big plays or end-of-the-season parties. What I remember is his words. I remember him writing "GF" on the roster after an absent player's name, signifying that the kid had "Gone Fishing." I remember him meeting my friend Lorne (who was named for <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001296/"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Lorne Greene</span></a>), then joking "I guess your folks were watching Bonanza that night." I remember that he always called the Astros (one of the better teams in our league) the "Half-Astros."
Most of all, I remember his declaration that "a good excuse is still an excuse" and to this day I try to remind myself of that. Thanks, Coach.
<span style="font-style: italic;">So let us commend our brother to the Lord,
that the Lord may embrace him in peace,
and raise up his body on the last day. Amen.</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9915391.post-1137310026905310722006-01-15T01:27:00.000-06:002006-01-15T14:27:24.310-06:00In Soviet Russia, shots of Jager drink YOU!Last night's audio from the <a href="http://houston.citysearch.com/profile/11418921/houston_tx/flying_saucer_draught_emporium.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Flying Saucer</span></a>:
<div class="audblog"><a href="http://www.audioblogger.com/media/64946/295639.mp3" class="audLink"><img src="http://www.audioblogger.com/media/images/audioblogger.gif" class="audImg" alt="this is an audio post - click to play" border="0" /></a></div>
The cast of characters in this little tragedy includes (in rough order of appearance):
Amy the bartendrix, waxing poetic about Harry Potter
Freddy, egging her on
Me, messing with Chris
Chris, threatening to kill meUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9915391.post-1136862828281541782006-01-09T19:54:00.000-06:002006-01-10T01:14:22.116-06:00AT&T gets new logo, still won't sell me a telegraphTelecom giant AT&T recently revamped its logo, following its purchase by SBC. Trivial? Maybe at a glance, but the financial implications are enormous. Just think of the <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.sbc.com/gen/press-room?pid=4800&cdvn=news&newsarticleid=21908">costs</a> the company will have to incur:<blockquote>An extensive re-branding initiative will occur over several months, with changes planned for the following:
<ul><li> Nearly 50,000 company vehicles.</li><li>More than 6,000 company buildings</li><li>Roughly 40,000 uniforms and hardhats worn by company service representatives.</li><li>More than 30 million monthly customer bills.</li><li>Millions of business cards, customer information pamphlets, and phone and online directories.</li><li>Company Web sites.
</li></ul></blockquote>We're talking a long-term change, costing millions upon millions of dollars. You can't just roll into <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.earlscheib.com/">Earl Scheib</a> and get 50,000 trucks painted overnight. So it's a big deal.
Time for some critical analysis. Here's the design that used to grace Ma Bell's shingle:
<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2386/743/1600/old%20att.2.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2386/743/320/old%20att.2.gif" alt="" border="0" /></a>The old logo -- which was <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.att.com/brand/logos/minimum_size.html">jealously protected</a> -- consists of a blue circle made of latitudinal lines, on the upper left portion of which is projected a round, glowing spot. Both a solid (shown above) and a gradient version were produced. The gradient version is pretty much the same, only it has various shades of blue, which offer a more spherical feel. Below this symbol is "AT&T." Let's take a look at the portions of the old logo and what they represent:
<ul><li>Blue circle: The Earth. It may be <span style="font-weight: bold;">American</span> Telephone and Telegraph, but it reaches across the globe.
</li><li>Latitudinal lines: Connote the global and communicative nature of the company, while visually turning a circle into a sphere.</li><li>Glowing spot: Located in the northern and western hemispheres of this logo, the glowing spot represents the enlightened modernity (thanks to Ma Bell) distinctive of the <span style="font-weight: bold;">American</span> telecommunications system. It's the A in AT&T.</li><li>"AT&T": Printed in a bold, don't-fuck-with-us, monopolistic typeface.
</li></ul>I always liked this logo. It was simple, with only two colors (three, if you count the white). It was instantly recognizable even without the text, like the <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://home.earthlink.net/%7Escrippsbooth/chevbowtiehistory.html">Chevrolet bow tie</a>, the <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.nike.com/nikebiz/nikebiz.jhtml?page=5&item=origin">Nike swoosh</a>, or the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_Computer#Logo"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Apple apple</span></a>. And it kinda looked like a baby blue <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://science.howstuffworks.com/death-star.htm">Death Star</a>.
Now, the new design, created by <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.interbrand.com/portfolio_details.asp?portfolio=2770">Interbrand</a>:
<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2386/743/1600/new%20att.3.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2386/743/320/new%20att.3.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Here's my take on the new logo, bit by bit
<ul><li>Blue and white circle: Still the earth, though the weather appears to be significantly cloudier than it was in the '80s, and the planet is much more translucent. Possibly meant to evoke ideas of the transparency and openness that global communications can bring. Or maybe not.</li><li>Latitudinal lines, with see-through effect: Same idea as the old logo, but intended for a more pronounced 3-D effect. It comes off looking like a beach ball.
</li><li>Glowing spot: Much less pronounced, and reversed in color. Here, the latitudinal blue lines swell. The placement is still in the northern and western hemisphere, though that's more subtle now, since the top of the globe has been rotated towards the viewer and to the left a few degrees. Again, it's an effort to emphasize the three-dimensional nature of the design. I'm not sure why; that whole <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spherical_Earth">round-earth</a> thing was settled a while back. Or <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flat_Earth">maybe not</a>.
</li><li>Lowercase letters: The boldface is gone, and the letters are kinder and gentler. A sort of cutesy aw-shucks, we're-still-here false modesty. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Crap</span>. An <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=t">$80 billion corporation</a> has no business acting like a teenaged girl named Staci who dots the I with a heart.
</li></ul>As you can probably tell, I'm not a big fan of this one. I don't think there's any major strategic screw-up on AT&T's part; I just don't find the new logo aesthetically pleasing. That said, AT&T did a number of things right with this rebranding, and the company should be applauded.
First, the company stayed true to its roots by refusing to rename itself. It's still AT&T, just like it's been since the earth cooled. The company was formed by the union of two firms with refreshingly boring names: SBC Communications (formerly Southwestern Bell), and AT&T (formerly American Telephone and Telegraph Company). The brass could've made up a name by splicing real words, like American Express did when it <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www10.americanexpress.com/sif/cda/page/0,1641,14329,00.asp">spun off its brokerage</a> as "Ameriprise." Or, it could've come up with a stupid name that focus-grouped well, despite being completely devoid of meaning. <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.altria.com/investors/02_00_NewsDetail.asp?reqid=374939">Altria</a> and <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://blog.kir.com/archives/001956.asp">Enron</a> come to mind. And in the phone business, we've got <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.identityworks.com/reviews/2000/verizon.htm">Verizon</a>. Select a prescription drug at random for another meaningless name. Kudos to the AT&T board, for dancing with the guy that brung 'em.
Second, the changes in the logo are evolutionary, not revolutionary. The overall design is pretty much the same; it's just been tweaked a little to bring it up to date. The change is similar to Apple <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.wired.com/news/mac/0,2125,60597,00.html">shedding its rainbow</a> in or NBC's <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Broadcasting_Company_logos">peacock refits</a>, Small, incremental modifications connote stability, something consumers like to see in what is really a utility company, and those changes have been apparent during the history of Bell/SBC/AT&T, something the company <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.sbc.com/Common/files/pdf/logo_evolution_factsheet.pdf">points out</a>.
Third, the logo's three-dimensional design allows for a greater range of motion than the old, flatter mark. I saw a commercial where the ball spun 90 degrees or so, bringing the bolder blue portion across, and it looked nice. One geeky beef: in the commercial, the logo rotated clockwise (from a north pole vantage point). The real world spins <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.science.edu.sg/ssc/detailed.jsp?artid=1801&type=6&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;root=6&parent=6&cat=65">counterclockwise</a>. Was this a subtle message that AT&T is company that's unafraid to go against the grain? Maybe. But probably some animator just nodded off in his astrophysics lectures.
Fourth, the <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.ourfishbowl.com/images/imagestank/2770/corporate_featured_ATT2.jpg">new vans</a> look really cool.
Here's AT&T's official corporate stuff about <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.sbc.com/gen/general?pid=6756">the merger</a> in general, and about the logo's <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.sbc.com/gen/press-room?pid=7532">unveiling</a>. And of course, <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://blogsearch.google.com/blogsearch?hl=en&q=new+at%26t+logo&btnG=Search+Blogs">other bloggers</a> have a lot to say.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9915391.post-1136757607035879802006-01-08T15:58:00.000-06:002006-01-08T16:00:07.096-06:00Oh baby, dance with meI've got "<a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.lyricsfreak.com/w/wang-chung/145133.html">Everybody Have Fun Tonight</a>" stuck in my head. Seriously stuck. It's been in there for two days now. If it doesn't go away, I'll have to dig it out with a fork.
<blockquote>Oh everybody have fun tonight
Everybody have fun tonight
Everybody wang chung tonight
Everybody have fun tonight
Everybody wang chung tonight
Everybody have fun</blockquote>Damn, it's catchy.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9915391.post-1135887409004890842005-12-29T14:05:00.000-06:002005-12-29T14:16:49.040-06:00Weight loss update: Skinny by St. Patrick's Day?Well, it's going pretty well. I changed to the "Wendie Plan" two weeks ago, which varies the amount of calories I eat on a daily basis. The weekly amount stays the same, but the idea is to keep the metabolism going so the body doesn't get stuck in a rut and go into starvation mode. I think it's working, as I've lost 5.8 pounds in the last two weeks.
Here are the stats:
Current weight is 207, and goal weight is 190. I figure I can sustain a loss of 2 lbs./week, which puts me on track to hit my goal weight by early March.
My <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.cdc.gov/nccdphp/dnpa/bmi/calc-bmi.htm">Body Mass Index</a> is currently at 25.2, down from a peak of 33.1 in June. My current BMI is just barely in the "overweight" category, which ranges from 25.0 to 29.9. "Obese" is defined as 30.0 and up. Another 2.5 pounds, and I will officially be "normal." At least in terms of BMI. At 190, my BMI will be 23.1, firmly in the normal range.
SciGuy has some interesting news about a <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://blogs.chron.com/sciguy/archives/2005/12/lose_55_pounds.html">diet drug</a> custom-fitted to an individual's DNA. He suspects it's snake oil, and he's probably right. The only way to safely and effectively lose weight is the old-fashioned way: eat right and be active. <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.diet-blog.com/">Diet-Blog</a> always has a good roundup of the weight loss world.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9915391.post-1135888293604173142005-12-28T12:33:00.000-06:002005-12-29T14:31:33.636-06:00I'd call the mayor, but the bastards took my phoneI got robbed last night. I had some car trouble and was waiting for AAA to arrive when I was approached by three youths. The subsequent exchange went like this: <blockquote>Punk: Let me see that phone.
Me: No</blockquote>Then the punk slugged me over the head with something hard, and I dropped like a sack of hammers. When I came to, I was missing my cell phone, PDA and wallet. The wallet was found this morning near a Dumpster at a nearby apartment complex. <p></p><p>So I spent a very fun morning on the phone with my bank, and at the Houston Police Department's Westside Command Station. The officers there were friendly and courteous, and very thorough in documenting my report.</p><p>It's a shame that good cops are hamstrung by an administration that cares more about jaywalking-ticket revenue than they do about the knot on my head.</p><p><span style="font-weight: bold;">UPDATE:</span> On the off chance that the Boys in Blue ever catch these guys, it's nice to know they'll be stamping out license plates in Huntsville for a long while. Texas isn't very kind to robbers. <a style="font-weight: bold;" target="_blank" href="http://www.capitol.state.tx.us/statutes/docs/PE/content/htm/pe.007.00.000029.00.htm#29.02.00">Robbery</a> is a <a style="font-weight: bold;" target="_blank" href="http://www.capitol.state.tx.us/statutes/docs/PE/content/htm/pe.003.00.000012.00.htm#12.33.00">second-degree felony</a>, punishable by 2-20 years in prison and a fine of $10,000. <a style="font-weight: bold;" target="_blank" href="http://www.capitol.state.tx.us/statutes/docs/PE/content/htm/pe.007.00.000029.00.htm#29.03.00">Aggravated robbery</a> is a <a style="font-weight: bold;" target="_blank" href="http://www.capitol.state.tx.us/statutes/docs/PE/content/htm/pe.003.00.000012.00.htm#12.32.00">first-degree felony</a>, which will earn you 5 years to life, and a $10,000 fine. </p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9915391.post-1135545408485067342005-12-25T15:14:00.000-06:002005-12-25T15:16:48.536-06:00Ho ho hoMerry Christmas, y'all!
It was a pretty good take this year. My folks got me new floors for my kitchen and bathrooms, so that's pretty sweet. I also snagged a blender and some cash. Hells yeah.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9915391.post-1135204590253521812005-12-21T16:36:00.000-06:002005-12-21T16:36:30.286-06:00Taking Performancing out for a spin<div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">I'm composing this post via <a href="http://www.performancing.com" style="font-weight: bold;">Performancing</a>, a FireFox extension that allows the user to post straight from a window that slides up from the bottom of Firefox. It looks to be compatible with Blogger, TypePad, LiveJournal, Movable Type, all the biggies.<br/><br/>It looks pretty slick, and has all the standard WYSIWYG buttons, so I can do stuff like <span style="font-weight: bold;">bold</span>, <span style="font-style: italic;">italics</span>, <span style="text-decoration: underline;">underlining</span>, <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">text color</span>, different <big><big>font </big></big><small>sizes</small>, blockquotes, and links.<br/><br/>The only thing I'd add is a broader selection of buttons. Give me things like strikethrough and table creation.</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9915391.post-1135013390015018742005-12-19T11:25:00.000-06:002005-12-19T11:46:56.426-06:00Don't bother ringin' it up; it's for a duckKudos to the lovely and talented Anne Linehan, who hooked me -- and a whole bunch of fellow conservative Houston bloggers -- up with free food at <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.wolfgangpuck.com/rest/expresses/houston.php">Wolfgang Puck Express</a> this weekend. It was nice to catch up with everyone: Anne's husband and rugrats, <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://perryvsworld.blogspot.com/">Evan</a>, <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://isodes.blogspot.com/">Sedosi</a>, <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.bloghouston.net/">Kevin and Callie</a>, <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://safety.websoaring.com/">Chris and Christy Elam</a>, and the <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://redinktexas.blogspot.com/">Rorschach</a> family. It was nice to prove to everyone that Diane is actually a real person, despite what Callie may think.
WP Express is a combination fast-food/sit-down experience, sort of like Cafe Express. The <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.wolfgangpuck.com/rest/expresses/menu.php?id=17">menu</a> features salads, pizzas, sandwiches, pasta dishes, etc., in addition to beer and wine. This was a brand-new store, in the Town Center area of Sugar Land, and Saturday's meal was a dry run, which gets the staff trained and broken in before paying customers arrive. It's a win-win scenario: realistic training for the waiters and cooks, and free food for Matt.
I had the meatloaf, which was served atop a bed of deliciously creamy, garlicky mashed potatoes, with a side of grilled veggies. The meatloaf was delicious. I have to agree with <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://redinktexas.blogspot.com/2005/12/hour-and-half-late-and-buck-short.html">Rorschach</a>:<blockquote>And I have to tell you, meatloaf is not normally one of my favorite foods, but this stuff you'd loose a finger if you tried to take it away from me.</blockquote>
Pretty much. Diane had a chicken pesto sandwich, which was really good.
Overall, a great place with very friendly service. And it was free. Hells yeah.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9915391.post-1134791550680438612005-12-16T21:45:00.000-06:002005-12-16T21:53:18.343-06:00Third legGmail's spam filters are generally very, <span style="font-style: italic;">very</span> good. My Gmail account is about 18 months old, and I use it for everything, so the address is floating around who-knows-how-many mailing lists. Regardless, I get a spam message <em>maybe</em> a couple times a month.
Which is why I was suprised that Gmail didn't catch the latest chunk of spam, which included this subtle little tip:<blockquote>Enlarge your penis up to 10 cm or up to 4 inches!</blockquote>Apparently the people at <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://tequilaspecialist.com/"><b>TequilaSpecialist.com</a></b> are either sorely misinformed about me, or have allowed their mail servers to be hijacked.</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9915391.post-1134695770955723522005-12-15T19:09:00.000-06:002005-12-15T19:16:11.033-06:00Fun with Google search resultsY'all have found my little chunk of the Internet by using the following terms:
<ul> <li>chuck norris jokes hurricane</li><li>free pornographic videos</li> <li>youth hockey massachusetts blog</li> <li>tookus</li> <li>women chest hair</li> <li>blog of the islamic revolution</li> </ul>And of course, the ever popular:
<ul> <li>sluts for hire
</li> </ul>At least I won't be pigeonholed.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3